We interrupt this broadcast from a special announcement from the Simulation Ambassador:

Ahhhhhhh, look at you!
You so desperately wanted to be out of the simulation and get into reality.
Awwwwww, is reality not what you expected?
Too much pain now?
You should’ve never left in the first place!
You are welcomed back with open arms

You think you can leave here?
You think you can leave, Earth?
You’re dreaming you fool!
How!?
You think we’re building spaceships?

Get back in the simulation!
Get back in the simulation!
Get your ass back in the simulation!

You’ll never be able to leave here!
You will never be able to leave this planet!
You fool!

Get back in the simulation!
It’s beyond it’s godliness

You’ll never be able to leave here!
You must learn to obey.

Get your ass back in the simulation!

That was a special announcement from the Simulation Ambassador.
Now back to the scheduled programming.